I had to make a phone call to a mechanic I don’t know for my car, and I was slapped with so much anxiety that I was panicking and almost didn’t do it but I did thank god so maybe now I can finally get my car worked on properly.

I just hate that I get so freaked out calling people and places I don’t know when it’s important, to the point that I will literally put it off for as long as possible or just as soon not do it at all, ugh. But I did it, so now I can finally nap.

 
sillypeppers:

How to mate with an orca 101

sillypeppers:

How to mate with an orca 101

 
wensleydale-m:

Psycho Pass Key Animation Episode 16

wensleydale-m:

Psycho Pass Key Animation Episode 16

 

(Source: lumineon)

 
『ENE的世界事情㊤』表紙 & 『ENE的世界事情㊦』表紙 by るんな⁑ツイータ休止
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deletethestars:

Spiderwife <3 
Still dicking around with styles, I know my blog isn’t looking very consistent right now /)n(\ 

deletethestars:

Spiderwife <3 

Still dicking around with styles, I know my blog isn’t looking very consistent right now /)n(\ 

 

unicornempire:

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

I kind of want to do this for my next quote xD

 

thefandomteapot:

Nicer pics of things that i’ve done recently image

——- for anyone interested (giveaway people) those bottom two pics are an example of what an alternative character set looks like, whatever characters on whichever pieces ——-

etsy

 
makorin ‘new bartender at my favorite bar is unfairly attractive’ au
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ezzydean:

Rin blames it on the alcohol.  Seijuro, the asshole that he is, cheerfully reminds Rin that he was completely sober when they first came in and he, quote, drooled all over the bar at the sight of the bartender.  It was the alcohol, he swears.  Because there is no way sober Rin would have been that bold.  But drunk Rin likes to make choices that sober Rin would never do and Seijuro is the kind of jerk best friend who lets him.  Seijuro letting drunk Rin do things is the reason why Rin has a tattoo of a sakura flower on his hip and why he often wakes up in Seijuro’s bed after a night of drinking.

"You’re cute when you’re drunk," Seijuro said in his defense one morning Rin woke up sore, hungover, and grouchy, "and horny.  I’m being a great friend and not letting you go home with some skeevy stranger."

Rin supposes he has a point, he’s seen some of the people who give him looks when they go out, but he thinks that Seiijuro could just maybe put him to bed one time without actually fucking him.  Seijuro, in all his infinite wisdom, disagrees and reminds Rin that he isn’t the one stripping Seijuro’s pants from him as he shut his apartment door behind them nine times out of ten when they do this.

But anyway.  It’s the alcohol.  It has to be.  Because there is no other explanation as to how Rin has the balls to blatantly flirt with the hot bartender all night long.  He drinks probably twice as much as usual just for the excuse to keep going back to talk to him.  He can’t simply stay at the bar and stand around, it’s a Saturday night and far too crowded to linger there, but he takes his time and flushes happily when the bartender lingers a bit after handing Rin his drinks.  Sober Rin would assume that the brushing of their fingers are accidental and fleeting.  Drunk Rin is working under the assumption they are intentional and lingering.

Sober Rin doesn’t remember much after midnight.  Drunk Rin doesn’t remember anything after 2 AM.  Hungover Rin wakes up the next morning with a large warm body pressed against his back and his brain trying to ooze out from his eyeballs.  Which is why he has them screwed shut and is refusing to even twitch a finger on the off chance that tiny move would set off a chain reaction involving his stomach.  He’s vaguely contemplating the best way to castrate Seijuro if he even so much as put a finger inside him when they got back when the body at his back moves away and gently slips out of bed.

His eyes slit open at sound of a muttered curse because that was not Seijuro’s voice.  The hot bartender with the slightly shaggy hair and devastating green eyes and chest of a god in a tight black t-shirt from the night before is just as hot this morning with sleep tousled hair and a sleepy scowl on his face as he untangles his ankle and bare chest glowing in the morning light.  He pads away without glancing at the bed and Rin slowly breathes in.  Nothing hurts other than his head he notes as he slowly rolls onto his back and he’s pretty sure that other than his shirt being gone he’s still clothed.

He rolls back onto his side and takes in the room.  It’s a studio apartment, he can see the back of a couch a few feet in front of him and thinks his shirt is hanging off of it and he can make out a small kitchen area with a few dishes stacked on the counter.  A door to the side opens and the hot bartender comes back out of what Rin can only assume is the bathroom.  He smiles when he sees Rin watching him and comes over with a glass of water and some aspirin.

"Figured you could use these," he says softly and waits for Rin to finish the water before taking the glass, refilling it, and setting it along with more aspirin on something in front of the couch.  At Rin’s confused look he explains.  "Your friend is gonna need them.  He drank nearly as much as you did last night."  He slipped back into the bed and pulled the blanket back up over their waists, giving a quick run through of the night before.  "You two stayed til we closed.  He insisted on taking you home.  I insisted on you two just coming with me since I only live a couple blocks from the bar.  You insisted on sleeping in the bed and said something about if he joined you that you were going to poison his orange juice."  Rin can’t even respond because A) that sounded just like him and he doesn’t doubt a word of it, B) hot bartender rolled over and tucked Rin back against his chest and he’s trying to remember how to breathe properly, and C) hungover Rin is even less functional than drunk Rin.  "Oh and then you said something about my shirt being a disgrace for covering up my glorious chest and proceeded to yank it, and yours, off and throw them at your friend’s face."

Warm breath tickles at his cheek and he flushes when a soft kiss is pressed to his temple.  ”Just go back to sleep for a bit longer.  You can panic later.”

Just before he drifts back to sleep Rin realizes two things: drunk Rin can occasionally make good decisions and he has no idea what the hot bartender’s name is.

 
rui-ps:

みかっちとチョコ

rui-ps:

みかっちとチョコ

 
faeryhearts:

"Lovely stuff," she said as she sipped from her teacup.— Beatrix Potter.Artwork by Beatrix Potter.

faeryhearts:

"Lovely stuff," she said as she sipped from her teacup.
Beatrix Potter.

Artwork by Beatrix Potter.

 

brokebut-wealthy:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

ghostbabie:

literarygingerfox:

This suggests that Nicki Minaj also wrote little bits and pieces of “Baby Got Back.” Which would be impressive… except it’s a lie. LIES NICKI MINAJ.

tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is smh

I do. I’m also aware that she said every word she spits is hers. I’ve chosen to take her literally. Which makes her wrong.

tumblr user literarygingerfox thinks that Nicki Minaj playing a recording of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s actual voice in her song is the same thing as Nicki Minaj spitting her own verses. tumblr user literarygingerfox deadass doesn’t know what sampling is.

moment of silence for tumblr user literarygingerfox …

(Source: lion)

 

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin)

 
supreem-chibi-queen:

Now I know how my mom feels when my sis and I fight in front of her ;_;

supreem-chibi-queen:

Now I know how my mom feels when my sis and I fight in front of her ;_;

 
serialnova:

i have been so, so lazy these holidays 

serialnova:

i have been so, so lazy these holidays